soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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