I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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