Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you win again, gameday.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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