what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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