Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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