And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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