You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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