I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize