I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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