what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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