that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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