yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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