i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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