so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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