She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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