Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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