My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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