hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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