Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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