its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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