I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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