a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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