He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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