Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
Randomize