I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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