Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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