Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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