brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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