a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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