shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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