My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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