did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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