she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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