it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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