would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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