if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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