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  • 74 36
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jul 29, 11 at 10:46am

    My mom is deaf, blind and a paraplegic...I'll be in room 347.

  • 64 52
    Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Jul 29, 11 at 10:34am

    Plus, he doesn't have to worry about shoving you face-down into a pillow to keep you from screaming too loud.

  • 59 43
    Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jul 29, 11 at 11:12am

    my mom's a quadriplegic, may I have my intercourse?

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Jul 29, 11 at 10:09am

    You mean its that easy?

  • 45 36
    Submitted by sdpq1 on Jul 29, 11 at 7:47pm

    Hence the need to tell you his mom was deaf

  • 50 49
    Submitted by gangsterbarbie on Jul 29, 11 at 1:29pm

    Oldest trick in the book

  • 52 57
    Submitted by binboy on Jul 29, 11 at 1:28pm

    I've slept with men for less....