Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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