I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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