I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You work out of a Hotel?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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