Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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