I have demons in me.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
whose parrot is this?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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