fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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