My hair reeks of homosexuality.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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