My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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