smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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