MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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