Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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