Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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