but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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