I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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