You really coming over, don't trick.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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